THE ASS AND HIS MASTER

 An ass, who feels he 's been over labored by his present master who is a herb seller made a petition to Jupiter to be released from his present service and provided with another master.

JUST ONE MOVE

 A 10 year old boy, who's left arm was damaged and subsequently amputated decided to learn judo. 

His teacher was an old Chinese judo expert.
The boy was able to grasp quickly and after three months, he was able to master only one move. 

A PASTOR'S CONFESSION

Three men of God met and agreed to tell one another their bugging problem which must secretly be kept from others hearing.
The first pastor said “my problem is pilfering; I always steal from the church purse, please brethren I need you to pray for me.”

ALL CRIME ARE EQUAL

A worried woman came to her Doctor and said : 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 2 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.' So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to ...do?' She said: 'I want you to perform an abortion, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

MENIAL OR MENTAL?

 A very strong and hardworking woodcutter asked  for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it.
The salary was really good and so were the work  conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.