INGRATITUDE

A young lady was very proud of her boy friend, she always disclose to her friends about this cute guy and all the goodies he had as well promised her.
On the day of her birthday, she invited all her friends including this lover boy who happened to be the special guest of honor. it was no news to her friends that this guy was coming with a full package as she had overrated his pocket.

DONT BE BEHIND THE MASK

A young executive with poor self- esteem was promoted but he couldn't reconcile himself with the newly given position.There was a knock at his door.

LUCK FAVOR THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES

A flood was threatening a small town and every one was beginning to leave for safe ground except for one man who claim to know God. "God will save me , i have faith" was his reply when saviors came for his rescue. As the water level rose, a car came for his rescue, he smiled and bid him farewell saying; "God will save me, i have faith".

PARENTING IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST

A judge, when about to sentence a man for robbery, he asked if he has anything to say. the man replied "yes your honor.please sentence my parents to jail as well." The judge asked "why?" the prisoner

BLIND TRUST

A shepherd had a wolf and equally a flock of sheep.The wolf tend to prowl around the  flock of Sheep for the wrong motive of which the shepherd knew, but watched very anxiously to prevent him from carrying off a Lamb.The wolf having known he was under a watch did not try to do any harm.