THE GOAT AND THE CHICKEN

A goat and a hen were taking a walk down town on a rainy day. Suddenly a reckless taxi cab driver zooms with speed and splashed muddy water on them.
 “What a reckless driving’ exclaimed the hen ‘and why are these humans behaving like goats” she added.

The goat hissed, shook his head and said sheepishly “no wonder they die like fowl”.