Friday, 27 March 2015

WAIT FOR THAT DAY

It was holiday,two siblings were excited over the yuletide season.
the elder one said to her friend, "i'll put on the best dress that
would send my admirers crazy this xmas and i will take a good
pose shot when my uncle who is a photographer comes".
The younger one cut in and added;
"sister i 'll join you in taking a good shot"
" how dare you compete with me, don't you know your peer group?" snarled the elderly sibling "seems you don't have regards anymore, anyways you wont take a shot with me, go look for your mate," she added. The younger one felt embarrassed and angrily replied- "i will take a snap shot with you." "you won't" said the sister. soon they began to quarrel and a fight ensued. An old woman watching close, intervened and settled the dispute.
she advised they should be patient and at least wait for that day
to come.
lesson
Sometimes we constantly fight over issues that are not weighty
and fail to realize the cost.
Always think the aftermath of your action before you act.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

THE SHEPHERD BOY WHO CRIED WOLF


A shepherd boy decided to have some fun at the expense of the villagers. 
'he shouted help help the wolf is here" the villagers heard him and came to his rescue. but on rushing to the scene, they saw no wolf and the boy laughed at them. They  all left in disappointment.

Monday, 23 March 2015

SELF APPRAISAL

A  boy approach  a telephone booth  in a store to make a call.He picked up a phone and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and eavesdrop at  the conversation:

Boy : "Madam good morning, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "oh thanks i'm sorry, I already have
someone doing the job"

Friday, 20 March 2015

THE ILLITERATE DAD AND HIS SON


A school boy cried back home from school. The father met him crying on his way home and asked “son what happened to you?” “my teacher whipped me 10 strokes on my bum bum” said the little boy. “just like that? What did you do?’ asked  anxiously the father.  He ask me to spell a cow while he asked others to spell just simple ruler, pencil, and biro and I couldn't spell it because it was too big, cried this little lad.

Wednesday, 18 March 2015

LION IN THE MIDST OF SHEEP


Once upon a time, there was a lion cub who found herself grew up in midst of the sheep. She has every look of a lion but the traits of a sheep because she mingles with the family.