Tuesday, 30 September 2014

The little milkmaid

A little  girl was going to the market to sell some filtered cow milk she carried in a pail on her head for her mother.while going on the way she began calculating the extra gain she would get for herself from the milk she had barely sold and the things she would do with the money . "I'll buy some fowls from the poultry said she,"and they will lay eggs each morning, which I will sell to mom's friend.With the money that I get from the sale of these eggs I'll buy myself a beautiful attire and a pair of black sandals; and when I go to market, won't all the young men come up and speak to me? Even wakamma my former friend would be that jealous, this i know; but I don't care. I shall just look at her and toss my head like this. As she spoke she tossed her head back, the Pail fell off her head, and all the milk was spilt. So she had to cry back home and tell her mother what had occurred.

"Oh, my child," said the mother,

"how could you have been so foolish."

Moral:

Do not count your chickens yet while they are still in the egg.

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

In case of temptation



 A man was going for a trip abroad and the wife assisted him to pack his belongings.
As he was about to leave, the wife handed him some packs of condom and said  “honey take this with you in case of any temptation”. "thanks very much dear you are the best woman in the world’. Said the husband!
As he was about to kick start the car, the wife came running, “honey please give me some, who knows I might also be tempted”

what will you do?



Monday, 22 September 2014

A packet of condom


A bachelor pastor, goes to a pharmacy shop to buy a pack of condom.
The pharmacist asks him to wait while he gets it for him.
while he was waiting, a member in his church also came to buy drugs. He greeted, “Pastor, good evening sir.”
“Good evening Brother jude, may the lord be with you. How are you?” the Pastor  asked.
As they were exchanging pleasantries, the pharmacist came with the pack of condoms and gives it to the pastor.
The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, “Pastor even you!”
Embarrassed! Pastor shouted, “JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS??? I said COMBATRINE!!!

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Focus


When the eagle stays on the mountain and all other birds are flapping and flaunting their mini skills, they mock him. "wont you move? see him standing like a dead duck. he can't open his wings and flap the way we do"
But when the eagle takes off, he leaves them many miles behind in no time. he soars to great heights other birds don't dare .

moral lesson
Direction is your greatest asset in the school of progress .

Monday, 15 September 2014

The wise thirsty crow


on a hot sunny day, a thirsty crow flew all over the fields looking for water. For a long time, he could not find any. He felt very weak, almost lost all hope. Suddenly, he saw a water jug below the tree. He flew straight down to see if there was any water inside. Yes, he could see some water inside the jug!
The crow tried to push his head into the jug. Sadly, he found that the neck of the jug was too narrow. Then he tried to push the jug to tilt for the water to flow out but the jug was too heavy.
The crow thought hard for a while. Then looking around it, he saw some pebbles. he suddenly had a good idea. he started picking up the pebbles one by one, dropping each into the jug. As more and more pebbles filled the jug, the water level kept rising. Soon it was high enough for the crow to drink. His plan had worked!
Moral: Think and work hard,every lies in a problem.
You need to think well to get good result. there's no software for thinking